guess what i've been doing for the past 26 hours.
guess!
you'll never guess. babysitting. HA HA HA oh my god yeah my neice refuses to go home and so she's staying over for another night. 3 hours before she was scheduled to take her leave and things were beginning to look up, she broke the news to us. it was quite a heartbreaking moment and if my life was a movie, like the singapore navy would have us suppose, said moment would be accompanied with alanis morissette's Uninvited (an old favourite) and members of the audience, wrought they will be at this distressing turn of events, throwing popcorn or other movie-esque bric-a-brac at the screen yelling, "NO, don't let her you dumb bitch!"
alas!
seriously, if my life were a movie i really do think it'll be the most comical and dramatically twisted film ever. oh and probably the only one where the audience by and large are compelled to have an intense dislike for the protagonist.
anyway, have been ingesting obscene volumes of ice cream and am heating up. it's quite tragic, really, because it is - or should be - common sentiment that 4 pints of haagen daz follwed by another two scoops THEN two pints of ben and jerry's in 3 days is a whole new frontier and such unchartered terrain should never be ventured into by any decent human being who has any sort of respect for his own body.
i think ima get some rest. it's been a rough 26 hours, being coerced into playing monopoly past 1 am and a horrendous trip to sushi tei. watching the last of your favourite dish being snatched away by some motherfucker can be quite emotional, if you must know.
oh, and i got a body wrap today. it was exciting. |