the past two days have had a series of unfortunate events
case one
yesterday, told maid to alter favourite top. instead, she shredded it horizontally across.
case two
was hopping mad and had to get some fresh air. walked out of house, planning to leave all doors wide open, but then thought: cannot be so irresponsible, right? what if passing mammals wander in? so locked gate, hurled key in.
BUT, was holding cell in the same hand, so that flew into the house too.
consonance of onomatopoeia ensued. "KLANG!"-keys. "CRASH!" -phone. "MOTHERFFFFFFF!!" -me.
case three
sat on steps fuming, wondering what to do re: predicament. between brother and maid, eventually decided to yell for former despite swearing off any form of conversation with him barely 35 hours before, consequently force-feeding self with own pride.
case four
today, while walking towards tuition centre, got smacked in chest by one very large, very heavy briefcase belonging to one annoyingly tall man.
case five
arrived at tuition centre thinking was early, realised to utmost dismay i had misread schedule and lesson was already into the 68th minute, with only 22 more to go.
case six
settled down in class for the remaining minutes of lesson. realised physics tys was not with me. panicked. told charlie i must've left it on the train and wanted to go find it at what's-the-station-the-green-line-terminates-at(?) and got up. saw said tys on table outside classroom, realised had left it there when pulling out schedule to check tuition time.
therefore
lack of sleep, work overload plus fatalism equals unhealthy combination. think will have to take time off to sort out life and figure out what the fuck it is i am doing. |