you know how when you're down and out there will always be someone to cheer you up?
conversation on msn about my pending sex change (paraphrased)cedric says:/
hey but youll have a penis too
whats the point then
clouds in my coffee says:
yes
pumpable
ha ha ha ha
cedric says:
hahahahah
what if it leaks during sex
what a turn off
clouds in my coffee says:
leak air?
cedric says:
ya
clouds in my coffee says:
blow me
cedric says:
OMG
brilliant
clouds in my coffee says:
HA HA HA HA HA
cedric says:
hahahah
blow my inflatable penis pleasecedric says:and it's true. the following is an excerpt from running.f2o.org on religion.
people say my blog is
philosophical
enlightening
highly analyticalmaxwell's post about religion was like. very outspoken. i would say all of that myself, if only i had the balls. because many of my friends are very faithful to the religion, and some of them are in the middle where they aren't sure whether to doubt or believe, and the majority are those at the other end, who scoff at a supreme being who is the answer to all problems that cannot be solved.ah, highly analytical, radically astute. for your daily dose of enlightenment, visit running.f2o.org, now! |
people say that they hear voices inside their heads. actually i do too. and these people feel warmth inside their bodies after they pray and all that right. i did too.
when the guy high tackled me a little voice told me to 'kill that sonofabitch' so i smacked him. when he smacked me back and my blood was all over the pitch i felt warm inside and a little voice told me 'omfg you are a dumbfuck'. so yes i did hear voices and feel warm all over but maybe that was just my blood hmmm.