charlotte says:
hello people, i would attribute the lack of updates from self to the promos if it were true, but i haven't been feeling particularly bitchy of late so no updates. anyway, i came upon the following a while back at andre's blog (do check it out) and decided to share the good stuff. so in andre's words,
catchy, chic new phrases and words to expand your vocab upon
and these are my favourites.
Oh my Kong Hee
definition:
An exclamation or a remark expressing distaste
History:
Invented at Ambarella rooftop pub in 'Gardens over beer and EIGHT servings of chips. Inventor (andre) was completely sober though
"Use not thy pastor's name in vain...", so please refrain from using it in front of Harvesters.
Chewren
chewrens (plural)
definition:
1: Children
2: Child sex slaves
History:
Old men approach potential customers in Geylang back alleys asking, "You want ger or chewrens?"
Ostraguise
definition:
to exclude from a youth group by common consent
History:
Bastardization of the word ostracize when mispronounced by locals
Example:
We should make a conscious effort to try not to ostraguise our new-comers.
Thee bye
definition:
A swear meaning a woman's genitalia.
History:
Another mispronounced local slang
Example:
Thee bye, I think I damn drunk alreathee. |