charlotte says:
it's not often i check my hotmail, but
from an emailHi JOCKJAMSWHAT,
Storm thinks you're cute and gets a warm, fuzzy feeling at the slightest thought of you. In fact, Storm likes you SO much that Storm wants you to join the fun at ZEBO! This is a privilege bestowed upon only the truly deserving, and Storm thinks you are worthy.
why, i thank thee. how kind thou art. i do think i'm rather cute and deserving myself. i have often felt so. but none of that warm, fuzzy feeling at the slightest thought of me because that'll just be weird. just one question. do i know a storm? my memory fails me. a name like that, i should remember. heck, why would anyone call himself storm? isn't storm that halle berry character in x men? so storm is of the estrogen variety, then? like "hi my name's pimpernel, but only spelt as such; name's pronounced storm". okay, la. in fact, that applies to chinese names as well. reminds me of that one time(pause) at band camp (pause)when denise was relating to lee and i the tale of how one girl got herself a boyfriend with a chinese name she didn't like and so decided to call him... mike. hrmmph. it was funny how she laughed so hard when she delivered the punchline. which is "mike" by the way. punchword, if you will.
been on a short fuse of late. have taken to rendering self completely unreachable by a means other than, well, social visits paid to self's humble abode. am ostensibly sick of being in the company of others and am developing an overwhelming hatred for persons of *jc. because self is so arrogant as to look upon *jcians with a haughty upturn of nose (note to self: get nosejob to accentuate said haughtiness) and they have no right! none at all!
am incoherent. need a drink. will continue to wallow in self-induced misery.
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hey lee, tried to sign your guestbook but it won't allow me to. waited for you for ages but am hauling ass as am shitting tired. just thought to let you know because if you come online in an iota of a minute after i sign out then we can both feel sorry for ourselves because we are so korean drama. |