t'was a pleasant day. the sun was shining, the birds were singing and i was happily online again. then my apple started emitting these terrible grating sounds (terrible!) and i yelled in fright. what the hell was happening? upon inspection, i found the antecedent of this... this shameless mutilation of music. i am so angry my blood is boiling and i can't stop hopping about. what the fuck is fucking elva hsiao doing in my fucking playlist!? someone's been messing with my apple and i don't like it. you know who you are. keep your distance from my apple or i'll poke your eyes out.
i mean it.
HOW CAN ANYONE LISTEN TO THIS SHIT? |