blogger's note: like part II, while composing bitch rant part III i actually had a someone in mind who i directed all accusations to. alas! although i would love to include everything (everything!) about this person, i am forced by circumstance to withhold some information for the simple reason that he is * * *. PLEASE read the disclaimer before you proceed (it's the same, except i bolded it. some people just don't understand) to prevent your sorry self from appearing as a fool to the netizen community.
disclaimer: WHATEVER, FUCK YOU TOO. any resemblance to persons dead or alive is deliberate.
bitch rant part III - the preachy pinhead
aiight this next person i shall refer to as The Doctrinaire. like everything exists in two extremes, this fellow here belongs to the worst possible tier of the "bitch" spectrum (of which i belong to the finest :D). here we go.
armed with a holier-than-thou attitude and a zest for annoying others, The Doctrinaire (TD for short) has shown himself to be a frightfully incompetent creature who insists on having tasks carried out hiswayhiswayhisway! okay, man. you're already outnumbered 9826347619 to 1 so unless you're asking for a good mauling, shut the fuck up. to save us both from future conflicts, i'll tell you now that nothing you say will make a difference so you can take your values and beliefs and shove them up your ass. you don't have to be all hoity-toity and morally upright (UPTIGHT, MORE LIKE) because you're * * * oh and i must ask this: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? that you are popular?
it's the people really needing self-awareness who lack it. |