the disclaimer below applies here as well.
bitch rant part II - losers with attitude
today i was confronted with a most unpleasant situation. during a break, us party persons returned to our table after ordering our food only to find it occupied by a ________ (insert appropriate adjective used to describe a guy who occupies a seat which is obviously - i say obviously because the table and benches were piled with our bags, files, papers... - reserved). so here's what happened.
c: excuse me, this seat's taken
stupendously stupid stock: WTF?!?!?! (grabs his stuff and bitches about me to friends sitting at the next table)
OKAAAY. admittedly, my tone was one of extreme bitchiness and annoyance. but you can't expect to do something as stupid as that and not expect people to talk to you in that manner. and so, this sets the precedent for my main entry.
as sabrina so aptly phrased it, the problem with *jc is that even the losers think that they're cool. so you made it to *jc. big deal. so you bought yourself trousers 5 sizes too large and got a new haircut. big deal. so you adopted a slouch as you walk and now carry your bag way below your ass. BIG FUCKING DEAL. you probably harbour the mistaken belief that a new school brings new opportunities. i'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, but that is just something your wretched mama told you as a bedtime story. that goes into the same category along with the other tales you heard about how a stork dropped you into the dumpster where your parents found you. so you see, things are gonna be just as they were in your previous school. if you weren't socially accepted back then, you will not be now. not ever. so get used to the idea, because as a wise old crone once said, "with acceptance comes recovery". then all losers will learn their place in society.
i await the day. |