disclaimer: whatever, fuck you too. oh and any resemblance to persons dead or alive is deliberate.
bitch rant part I - fat girls and short skirts
ever seen a fat girl in a obscenely short skirt? nothing could possibly beat that in the revolt-o-meter, right? then you see 2 girls in obscenely shorts skirts. O, the trauma of having that sight burnt onto your retinas for years to come. come off it, girls. what's the deal about having to have your school uniform look like a porn star's outfit on you? it's a school, for christ's sake, not a hooker house.
kermin told me about her experience the other day about her walking behind two girls who seemed to have cut several inches off the hem of their skirts possibly because they ran out of material while putting together something else.
okay she didn't say that because she doesn't have an ounce of bitchiness in her. i'm just elaborating on the bones she provided me with.
while disgust gnawed at her heart, she had no idea what she was about to witness - the two girls started to mount (ha ha) the stairs. this they did without ease, having to lean forward in order to balance out their weight so as to prevent their falling backwards down the steps to almost-certain death (if only) and as we all know, leaning forward further exposes the back of your hefty upper legs. having no choice but to follow, kermin was appalled by the jiggling of cellulite, the thunderous footsteps and the rashes on the back of knees that she was subjected to. poor thing.
okay moral of the story here: fat girls shouldn't wear short skirts. it don't matter if everyone else in your school thinks it's bloody fucking hip to shorten your skirt till mid-thigh and beyond, it just reflects really badly on you if you think you can do the same.
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