what's the stupidest thing you can do while standing on the edge of your seat?
jump.
what's the stupidest thing you can do after leaping off the edge of your seat like a schmuck?
plan to land back on the edge.
fuck. my bruised leg looks like it's a victim of abuse. or even worse, like i have rashes. to borrow a phrase from ellyne, "SO NOT SEXY" LA. i can be such a turkey. |