i prefer lectures to orientation. that being said, i will happily announce that i am beginning to come to terms with being in sa.
yes okay i've got flamers to entertain. see, being a good host, you cannot just ignore visitors. unless they're visitors who tYpE As SuCh.
here we go!
(i so enjoy saying that. it's like going on a joy ride.)
dear xp, i must say your labelling me a flibbertigibbet has shown yourself to be such a discerning character. indeed, for i am a silly scatterbrain who is unable to string a coherent sentence together. since you hold me in such high esteem, i know i have the right to tell you that you have the markings of a loser. i say that in all seriousness. you have failed to amuse me as a flamer and you're the of the cut-and-dried ilk- not spectacularly stupid or horrendously clever. i have adopted this stand for myself: if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. either way, you'll be outstanding. it seems like you're sifting through my archives trying to find something i've said which will kick myself in the ass. i'm sorry, your miserable efforts failed. but wait! before you start to tear, i shall prove myself to be a compassionate superior. behold! a chance for you to redeem yourself in the eyes of the great one. you shall reply to this in a scintillating manner. yes, for you must cut me with your wit! go now, and let inspiration lead you to success!
by the way, i must say that "charlotte the great" was a thing of the past. you aren't very up-to-date, are you?
bitch does not suit me better, you moron. bitch is me.
and didi darling, try not to state the obvious, okay? everyone already knows my "head is exploding with so many cells". you have to be more initiative. don't just join the fun. start it.
alright, who's next?
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