i'm really tempted to do a "5 people i despise" list. the last time i did, i got sent for counselling. but bollocks to that. if i can't do five, i shall at least do four. but note- the privacy of these tragic souls will still be protected. now let's get started.
1. she who possesses more hair on her torso than i on my head
more reknown for her * on her * than her abundance of hair, this creature is short in stature and wide of girth. it's anyone's guess how her impoverished parents are able to support her lavish spending lifestyle. likes to act rich and is extremely sneaky.
2. she who lives off others
a modern day pariah who fails to practise what she preaches. carries more oil than a cargo ship and used to live in half a house.
3. she who bulges
nothing much about this one, except everything about her bulges. eyes, stomach, thighs... oh, and she has no lips!
(dear lee, laugh. i command you to)
4. she who just will not get the hint
this is one sad sod. a mere sec 2, she struts around the school like she's queen of the world, hence making it hard to believe she hardly measures up to the average female's shoulders. i shall quote this one.
"i don't like charlotte 'cause she daos me everytime i say hi to her :(("
poor thing. now won't you sympathise wit her? |